I saw ‘Welcome’ the other day. I thought it was pretty crap.

The first half of the film had very little plot, and even less sense (**cough** the car scene **cough**). But then it lost all its charm in the second half, and was actually boring. I never want to see a log cabin dangling off a cliff ever again.

And where the Hell were the morals of the film? People died. Pointlessly. All the time. I only give it 4/10.

Actually, I would have only given the film 2/10, but it had two saving graces – the absolutely ridiculous car scene in the first half was funny, despite being stupid. And also the below song.

It’s such a silly song to have in the film – the characters aren’t even Muslim, so god knows why they sing it. But it’s cool.